Squirrel attacks
Squirrels world-wide have apparently been on a collective, crazy, aggressive rampage:
Animal control was called to the scene near Kansas City, when three squirrel attacks were reported in one 24-hour period, including one incident that sent a victim to the emergency room.
A German squirrel was “arrested” for chasing a woman, only to be fed honey and apples once officers realized he was just exhausted.
