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Squirrels and sports

A squirrel interrupted the second quarter of a football game between the Eagles and Dolphins, setting Twitter on fire. Presumably a different squirrel got in the mix during a game between the Calgary Stampeders and the Saskatchewan Roughriders.

Not to be outdone, this squirrel SCORED A TOUCHDOWN during a Lousville-Kent State game. For the record, this video is AMAZING.

A squirrel was running wild at the start of a Manchester soccer game, but was scooped up after causing an 8-minute delay and biting one groundskeeper.

A squirrel interrupted Jason Day’s golfing warm-up, and a squirrel thrilled the audience of a cycling race in Norwegian with his branch-scampering antics.

Squirrel Rampages

Back in July, a Brooklyn squirrel went on a “three day biting spree,” and claimed at least five victims in Prospect Park (including one man who was bitten while jogging) before mysteriously disappearing.

Squirrels in New Orleans had similar plans, attacking at least four people, including a pastor and two women who were leaving Sunday mass at a local Catholic church. The city was looking for “two squirrels of interest.” One squirrel was seen climbing a man’s leg in New Orleans just hours before other attacks.

Indiana University sent out a warning asking students to beware of squirrels: “If they don’t get food…” they “…may attack.” Washington State University also sent out warnings after squirrels starting biting at people’s shoes as they walked by. The Pasadena police blotter reports that “A strange squirrel was seen to be chasing students” in addition to “A black Toyota Camry was heard to be revving their engine in Lot 5 level 4D.”

A man in Logan, UT was bitten after he chased what he first thought was a “moving dog toy” inside of his house. A baby flying squirrel had snuck into his home, and when the man tried to catch the squirrel with a towel, he got a chomp on the hand. The man expressed interest in keeping the squirrel, but instead the squirrel was brought to the humane society for typhus quarantine.

A woman thought a squirrel was cute and started recording his antics, which included leaping at her face moments later.

Although squirrel bites are fairly common, the CDC has no record of a fatal squirrel attack. EVER.

Squirrel celebrations

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Longview, WA hosted the seventh annual Squirrel Fest, which featured over 50 vendors, live music, a beer garden, a 5K race, a zipline, and a parade. Oh, and thousands of squirrel lovers.

On the other side of the country, Bentonville, AK and West Virginia had their own version of the “Squirrel Fest,” where squirrels on a plate were celebrated. The World Champion Squirrel Cookoff featured tamales, gumbo, and pizza with squirrel meat. The Virginia Squirrel Fest featured squirrel gravy, the “best gravy of all the gravies.” You can also find a recipe for “Squirrel with Herb Dumplings” in the news story.

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Squirrels ruin the holidays

Squirrels ruined holiday displays in 2017. Sea Girt, NJ found its holiday display in tatters after a squirrel was busted severing wires. A squirrel in Queen Anne, WA stole over 150 bulbs from one woman’s Christmas display.

This year, Keene, NH prevented squirrels from repeating last year’s antics of eating the top of the city’s Central Square Christmas tree. Scented soap and a humane trap have kept the squirrels at bay.

A New Jersey family routinely places out small gifts for their mail carrier and other delivery workers. They were shocked to find that the basket of candy, lip balm and tissues had been raided – but the thief was only taking the GOOD STUFF – the chocolates. They set up a remote camera and discovered the culprit was none other than a chubby squirrel. The chocolates have since been placed in a secure glass jar.

It's not all bah humbug for squirrels -- one squirrel got into the holiday spirit by decorating her nest with a Christmas stocking.

 

 

Tune in tomorrow for the science corner and squirrels hanging out with other species!!

Squirrels and sports

Like me, squirrels seem to enjoy baseball. A squirrel named Crumbs likes to cheer on Maryland’s minor league team. An outfielder noted: “Every time we have seen him during games … something good has happened. He knows we got the W.”

Another squirrel in Cleveland ran onto the field during a game, and disappeared into the stands when stadium staff tried to chase him. The same squirrel received cheers from the crowd a few weeks later when he made an encore appearance.

And this squirrel couldn’t wait for the All Star Game to be over, running onto the field of the Detroit Tigers’ stadium at the first opportunity.

But squirrels aren’t exclusive to baseball. This squirrel got involved during the PGA golf tournament in Texas, barely missing being blasted by a drive.

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Squirrels and crime

A man in Tunbridge Wells in the UK is dragging a dead squirrel door to door, offering to inspect people’s rooftops and then telling them they need to give him money to fix the (non-existent) squirrel related damage. Police recommend calling them if you are offered such services by a unsolicited man carrying a dead squirrel.

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In Wisconsin, folks at a rummage sale called the police to complain that baby squirrels were “harassing them,” and police were also called to escort a “large squirrel” from someone’s bedroom in Salem, Massachussetts. That wasn’t the only squirrel break-in: a woman was terrified by a squirrel who broke into her home in Pennsylvania, and screamed really loudly. The family managed to get the squirrel out of the home without having to call the police.

In Spokane, residents are concerned after a mutilated squirrel was found hanging from a tree. There were no witnesses to the event. Across the pond, folks were horrified when a man ordered his dog to kill a squirrel in front of children.

Is it a crime if it’s an act of patriotism?

Squirrels in Texas stole several small American flags from a veteran’s yard. Turns out the flags make handy squirrel nest material!

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Squirrel steals eggs from (Easter) bunny

After thirty years of successful Easter Egg hunts, a Missouri park experienced plastic egg theft at the paws of a sneaky squirrel, who grabbed a purple plastic egg, carried it up a tree, and chewed large holes into it.

Trial opens and closes in attempted murder case over squirrel feeding

A Colorado man, Jon Barbour, shot his neighbor in the buttocks after a dispute over his squirrel-feeding habits, which the neighbor did not appreciate. Barbour claimed that feeding squirrels helped him commune with his dead parents. He was charged with attempted second-degree murder. Just five days later, he was found guilty. Sentencing will happen on August 4.

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When squirrels attack

Several children in Jacksonville, FL were trying to enjoy a stroll in a local park when one was scratched up by a squirrel. Officials felt certain the squirrel was not rabid, just hungry. In Moscow, ID, a woman reported to police that a one-eyed rabid squirrel attacked her and her child. The squirrel could not be located, and neither the woman nor her child were injured.

How often do squirrels attack? Turns out we don’t really know. Since squirrels don’t tend to carry serious diseases, such as rabies, the CDC does not track squirrel bites (and most squirrel bites are probably not reported). The Atlantic recently delved into this topic!

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Crime fighting squirrel

I previously reported on the “pet” squirrel who thwarted a burglar attempting to break into a gun safe. The squirrel has since been returned to the wild, perhaps to fight other crimes.

Squirrel rescue corner

Sometimes squirrels need a little help from humans. I’m not so sure this Boston squirrel was ashamed, but he was definitely buttery by the time rescuers were able to free him from a dumpster he was stuck in.

A baby squirrel was rescued from a busy NY roadway, by a police officer who kept him safe overnight. He was transferred to wildlife rescue the next day.

A DC squirrel was rescued from a fire in a house he had apparently been squatting in. Speaking of squatting, this squirrel was rescued from a toilet. But how did the squirrel get IN the toilet?

A man in Virginia trapped a squirrel and cut off a large ring that was stuck around her neck. The squirrel was freed and completely recovered.

She could use an orthodontist

Concerned citizens in Miami are trying to save a squirrel with a maloccluded tooth – that means her tooth is not growing properly. Squirrels with such dental problems often die because they cannot eat or because the tooth grows into their skull. I couldn’t find an update on Sabrina the snaggle-toothed squirrel.

 

A squirrel king

It’s not as regal as it sounds; a squirrel king is when a bunch of squirrels get tied together by their tails. Yes, this really happens! Recently, four baby squirrels in Maine ended up tangled together, and a nearby cat was thinking they would make a tasty meal. A man was able to catch the squirrels and allowed them to calm down in a box. “It was a like a dreadlock” – but after working at the tails for an hour and a half, the babies were set free at their nest tree, and returned to mom.

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Yet another squirrel bridge

Longview, WA is known for its yearly Squirrel Fest, and its many squirrel bridges that allow squirrels to cross roads without running into traffic. This year Longview added a fifth bridge to the mix. But do the squirrels even care? A town in Holland spent over 12000 euros on squirrel bridges, and a year later, they believe that ZERO squirrels have used it.

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Back when squirrels were pets

Atlas Obscura published this fascinating piece on the history of keeping squirrels as pets! There was a time where you could purchase a squirrel in a pet store; I think as cute as squirrels are, we are much better appreciating them out of doors!

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Science corner

A new publication out of Exeter, by my friend Pizza Chow, looked at whether squirrels could remember a problem they had solved almost two years earlier, and whether they could apply these skills to a new, similar problem. The answers are YES and YES!

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What helps baby red squirrels survive? Being born before the other squirrels in the neighborhood. “First out of the nest is best” – those squirrels have a better chance at establishing their own territory before competition sets it. It sounds like trying to find housing in the Bay Area.

Researchers in North Carolina recently discovered that North America is home to THREE, not two, species of flying squirrel. The Humboldt’s flying squirrel is currently the nation’s newest mammal discovery!