Crime and squirrels
A mummified squirrel body was discovered nailed to a tree in Ottawa, Canada.
and a police officer was called to assist with a “trapped squirrel.” It’s not clear from the report where exactly this squirrel was stuck. But I love small town police logs! Teens sneaking out of the house! Stolen chainsaws! Men fighting over tin cans! Suspicious persons!
More dried up squirrels
Someone paid $70K for a pair of taxidermied, boxing squirrels. That’s what I’d call disposable income.